Friday, March 14, 2008

Hoovers Damned

The whining agony
Of the vacuum cleaner
Confirms there is no hope

Trying for sweet music
Failing like
A dancing cripple

All I can do is mimic
Air raid sirens, fire trucks
And turn everything

Into homogenized fluff
Over a sediment of
Matching grey

Gasping for clean air
Eternally disappointed
By an unsavory diet

Of spiders, toenails, skin,
Insects dead and alive, hair
Cobwebs, coins, carpet

Nature abhors me
Pets run from me
People avoid in subtle ways.

WRM

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

In praise of Henry and George.

Applaud the hoover, magic mover,
Sweeping all before it clean;
Removing dirt and grit; even to the smallest bit,
Dustmites and detritus.
In a hypoallergenic home,
Germs are killed before they roam;
Leaving residents defenceless,
In their spotless vacuum.
Immune from dirt,immune from life,
The paradox of the houusewife.
j